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From CindyLuu, age 14, Bunkie, Louisiana

What do you give a bird when it has a cold?

a Flew-Shot!
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Filed Under: Bird

From Sasha3pretty, age 14, United States

What type of bow can never be tied?

a rainbow!
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Filed Under: Weather

From Lottie, age 8, England

What do you call a dinosaur with one eye?

Do you think he saur us?
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Filed Under: Dinosaur

From Aryapriya Kundu, age 10, India

Ram, Sam and Kris came late to school . The teacher asked WHY WERE YOU ALL LATE ?
All of them told her that their tire was punctured.
The teacher asked how were all of the tires punctured?

WE WERE ALL ON THE SAME BIKE!
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Filed Under: School

From Ami, age 8, Utah

What’s a mummy’s favorite music?

Wrap!
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Filed Under: Halloween

From Liam, age 7, New Jersey, USA

What did one block stuck to another say?

Lego of me!
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Filed Under: Kids

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