Why is dracula scared of the mirror?
Because he saw a vampire!
Why do diamonds hang out with ghouls?
Because a diamond is a ghoul’s best friend!
What happened to the man who swallowed fire?
He burned some calories!
What’s the difference between a fish and a piano
You can’t tune a fish!
What flies in the sky and wobbles?
A jelly-copter!
Why did the hedgehog cross the road?
To see his flat mate!
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