Why did the tissue start dancing?
It had a boogie in it!
What kind of veggie does care about you>
A care-it!
Why did the rooster cross the road?
To prove he wasn’t a chicken!
Why did the store close at 2:00pm?
It was twos-day!
Why did the turkey join the band?
Because he had drumsticks!
What’s a shark’s fave food?
Peanut beater and jellyfish sandwich!
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