Why is there no such thing as a whole day?
Because it begins by breaking!
Why was the nose so sad?
It was getting picked on!
Why coudn’t the kid go see the pirate movie ?
‘Cause it was rated RRRR!
What has four eyes but can’t see?
Mississippi!
What did the clock say when the boy made it angry?
Don’t get me ticked off!
Which is the oldest animal in the world and why is it old?
Zebra, because it’s still black and white!
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