What fish died but still swims?
An angel fish of course!
Knock knock,
Who’s there?
Orange,
Orange who?
Orange you glad I didn’t say Tanjelo?
What do you get when you cross a turkey and an octopus?
Enough drumsticks for Thanksgiving!
What do snakes do after they have a fight?
They hiss and make up!
Knock, Knock.
Who is there?
Lettuce.
Lettuce Who?
Lettuce in it’s freezing out here!
What did the turkey say to the computer?
Google google google!
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