Why did the man with one hand cross the road?
To get to the second hand store!
Once three pigs went to a restaurant. One pig wanted milk, pizza, and ice cream. The 2nd wanted coke, steak, and a milk shake, and the third wanted water, water, and more water. The waitress said, “Why does he want water, water, water?”
He wants to go wee wee wee all the way home!
If Count Dracula and the Abominable Snowman had a kid, what would its name be?
Frostbite!
Why did the boy throw butter out the window ?
He wanted to see the butterfly!
Why did the toilet roll, roll down the hill ?
To get to the bottom!
What is Sylvester the Cat’s favorite Christmas song?
Oh, Christmas Tweet!
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