What do you get when run Batman and Robin over with a steamroller?
Flatman and Ribbon!
Q: What do you do when the teacher rolls her eyes at you?
A: Pick them up and roll then back to her!
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Eggbert.
Eggbert who?
Eggbert no bacon!
What did the grape do when you stepped on it?
It gave out a little wine!
What do you call a puppy who loves anchovies and garlic?
A dog whose bark is a thousand times worse than his bite!
(WHISTLE)
Coach- “Why didn’t you block the ball?”
Goalie- “I thought that’s what the nets were here for!”
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