Why did the police arrest the chef?
Because he was caught beating an egg!
Harry Potter was with his godfather Sirius Black [from books Harry Potter] and kept laughing at everything he said. What do you think Sirius said when Harry had laughed for the 9th time?
“I’m Sirius Harry!”
Where does a baby ape sleep?
In an apricot!
What is the best Christmas present in the world?
A broken drum….. u can’t beat it!
What has 50 heads and 50 tails?
50 pennies!
Why does a teacher think of an empty classroom when he closes his eyes?
Because he can’t see his pupils!
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