What did General Patton do on Thanksgiving?
He gave tanks!
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
P.
P who?
Yes, it does smell bad!
What do you call the Moon when it goes crazy?
Luna-tic!
Which dog won the dog fight?
The Boxer!
Why did bunny cross the road?
To show his girlfriend he could hip hop!
What is the only kind of edible key?
A cookie!
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