Teacher: Why does the Statue of Liberty stand in New York Harbor?
Pupil: Because it can’t sit down
Where does the General keep his armys?
In his sleeves!!!!!!
What did the hot dog say when he crossed the finish line?
I’m a weiner!!!
What does the pink panther say when he steps on an ant?
“Dead ant, dead ant ,dead ant, dead ant!”
What is a vampire’s favourite holiday?
Fangs-giving!
Why was the coach mad at the vending machine?
The coach wanted his quarterback!
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