What’s a bird’s favorite golf score?
A birdie.
What kind of fish do penguins catch at night?
Starfish.
Juliet: Oh Romeo ,wherefore art thou Romeo?
Romeo: Down here; the trellis broke!
What did the judge say when the skunk walked in?
Odor in the court!
How do you fix a broken pumpkin?
With a pumpkin patch!
Why is there no such thing as a whole day?
Because it begins by breaking!
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