What did the tall chimney say to the small chimney?
You’re too young to smoke!
What did the lime stone say to the geologist?
Don’t take me for granite!.
Why did the orange car stop rolling?
It was out of juice!
Teacher: What are you going to write your history essay on?
“Paper!”
Why can’t you make eggs laugh?
Because they might crack up!
An inspector walked in to a school class room.
Inspector: Why is that boy siting in a cage in the corner
Alex: Oh that’s Nevielle. He’s the teachers pet!
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