What has four eyes but can’t see?
Mississippi!
What did the clock say when the boy made it angry?
Don’t get me ticked off!
Which is the oldest animal in the world and why is it old?
Zebra, because it’s still black and white!
Knock Knock
Who’s There?
Boomerang.
Boomerang who?
Boomer rang the doorbell, you should answer it.
What happened at the cannibal’s wedding party?
They toasted the bride and groom!
Why couldn’t the pirate fight?
Because he was aaaarrrrmless.
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