What is black and white and red all over?
A skunk with a diaper rash.
Why can’t a ladybug hide?
Because it is always spotted!
Why do fish live in saltwater?
Because pepper makes them sneeze!
Why did the kid take a ladder to school?
Because he went to high school! 🙂
Why did the man put his radio in the freezer?
To hear cool music …
Why don’t you have to weigh fish?
Because they have their own scales!
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