Why Did The Turtle Cross The Road?
To Get To The Shell Station!
Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Cows go.
Cows go Who?
No they don’t, they go moo!
What kind of candy do kids on the school playground like to eat?
Recess Pieces!
Why did the chef get arrested?
Because he beat the eggs and whipped the cream!
What do you get when run Batman and Robin over with a steamroller?
Flatman and Ribbon!
Q: What do you do when the teacher rolls her eyes at you?
A: Pick them up and roll then back to her!
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