Jokes By Kids

From Lauren, age 10, Wales

What do you call a dog by the fire?

Hot dog!

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From Oceangirl01, age 10, Panama City Beach, Florida

Why didn’t the witch eat her eyeball soup?

Because she doesn’t like see food.

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From Crystal , age 8, Naperville, Illinois

Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Interrupting Cow.

Interrupt—- ” mooooooooooooooooooooo”

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From Gracie, age 11, Limerick,Ireland

What do skeletons say before they eat?

Bone appetite!

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From Claire, age 10, Corpus Christi, Texas

Why did one shirt chase the other?

They were playing TAG!

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From Nader, age 12, Florida

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Luke.
Luke who?

Luke through the key hole and you’ll see!

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