Did I ever tell you the pizza joke?
It’s really cheesy!
Son: Hey Dad, I’m hungry.
Dad: Hey hungry, I’m Dad.
Son: Hey Dad, I’m serious!
Dad: I thought you were hungry
Son: Are you kidding?
Dad: No, I’m dad.
What’s a mouse’s favorite state?
Swissconsin!
Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Police.
Police who?
Police let us in; it’s cold out here.
What vegetable do you need to make a pancake for dogs?
A collie flour!
What kinds of animals can jump higher than a house?
All kinds, houses can’t jump!
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