What kind of a key can’t open a door?
A Donkey!
Clean, funny jokes submitted by children around the world.
From TJ, age 8, Westport, Massachusetts
What kind of a key can’t open a door?
From Kayleigh, age 11, Alabama
How do you make a tissue dance?
From Seba, age 9, USA
Where is the safest place in your house from a zombie?
From Tabitha, age 10, New York, NY
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Yah.
Yah who?
From Erin, age 8, Iowa, Des Moine
Who is penguin’s favorite aunt?
From Luna, age 11, Salt Lake City
Why do ghosts like elevators?
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