What are the weakest days of the week?
The weekdays!
Why did the turkey cross the road?
To hide before Thanksgiving!
What’s black, white, and read all over?
a newspaper!
Why didn’t the skeleton go to the movie?
He didn’t have any body to go with!
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side. (Sorry-just had to go old school)
What did the panda do at the diner?
If a panda goes to a diner, then he will eat, shoot and leave.
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