What do you get when you join an elephant with a fish?
Swimming trunks!
Why did the cookie go to the doctor?
It was feeling crummy!
Why do sharks only swim in salt water?
Because pepper water makes them sneeze!
Why did the banana go to the doctor?
Because it wasn’t peeling well!
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Necklace
Necklace who?
Neckless people don’t get sore throats!
How do you make a skeleton laugh?
Tickle its funny bone.
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