Jokes By Kids

From Ellie, age 13, Utah, United States

Knock knock
Who’s there?
Necklace
Necklace who?

Neckless people don’t get sore throats!

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From Dav, age 10, San Antonio, Texas

How do you make a skeleton laugh?

Tickle its funny bone.

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From cc, age 11, U.S.

Q: Why did the chef go to jail?

A: He was caught beating an egg!

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From Luc, age 6, USA

Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Cash.
Cash who?

Do you have a cold?

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From Devyn, age 9, Saginaw, Michigan

What instrument does a skeleton not have?

Organs!

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From Carly R, age 9, United States

What did the 2 oceans do when they met?

They waved!

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