What do you serve but never eat?
A tennis ball!
Why did the tomato blush?
He saw the salad dressing.
What is the definition of busy?
A mother centipede buying shoes for her kids.
Why doesn’t a frog tell?
He eats whatever bugs him!
What’s black and white and red all over?
Two penguins fighting over lipstick!
Why do cows have bells?
Because their horns don’t work!
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