What do you get when you cross a snake and a kangaroo?
A jump rope!
What president is the most explosive?
O-BOMBa!
What do monkeys sing around Christmas time?
Jungle Bells!
What did the ocean say to the penguin?
Nothing,it just Waved
Why don’t deer have uncles?
Because they only have antlers.
What did the penguin say to the melting ice burg?
Dude, you need to cool down!
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