What do you call a french fry with a bad sunburn?
A baked patato!
Why did the dinosaur cross the road?
Because the chicken hadn’t been created yet!
What happens when a duck flies upside down?
He quacks up!
Why did the teacher have crossed eyes?
She had problems with her pupils!
Why did the chocolate bar go to the dentist?
To get it’s carmel filling!
Which hand do you write with?
Neither; I’d rather write with a pencil.
- « Previous Page
- 1
- …
- 898
- 899
- 900
- 901
- 902
- …
- 1459
- Next Page »
