What do you do if you get swine flu?
Rub oink-ment all over and pig out!
Fred: I wake up every morning seeing spots.
George: Have you seen a doctor yet?
Fred: Nope. So far all I have seen is spots.
What did the turkey say to the hunter?
Look! It is a deer!
Why did the lettuce turn red?
Because he saw the salad dressing!
Why didn’t the Jack O’Lantern go to the Halloween Ball?
Because he didn’t have the guts!
WHAT DOES THE ROOSTER SAY AFTER CROSSING THE ROAD?
SEE, I’M NOT A CHICKEN!
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