Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Interrupting Cow.
Interrupt—- ” mooooooooooooooooooooo”
What do skeletons say before they eat?
Bone appetite!
Why did one shirt chase the other?
They were playing TAG!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Luke.
Luke who?
Luke through the key hole and you’ll see!
Did I ever tell you the pizza joke?
It’s really cheesy!
Son: Hey Dad, I’m hungry.
Dad: Hey hungry, I’m Dad.
Son: Hey Dad, I’m serious!
Dad: I thought you were hungry
Son: Are you kidding?
Dad: No, I’m dad.
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