Jokes By Kids

From Dave, age 9, Vancouver, BC

What did the old ghost say to the young ghost?

Don’t spook until you’re spooken to.

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From Dyliedyl, age 7, CA

Why did the pony have to stay after school?

For horsing around!

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From Mahrukh , age 9, Islamabad, Pakistan

Why was the maths book crying?

Because it had too many problems!

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From Angelica, age 9, California

What is a vampire’s favorite sport?

Baseball. Because they use their bat!

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From Tana, age 12, Australia

Knock, knock!
Who is there?
Sherlock
Sherlock who?

Sure-lock the door or
someone might come in!!!!!!!!

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From Abdul K, age 12, Cape Town, South Africa

What did baby corn say to mama corn?

Where’s popcorn?

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