What’s a mouse’s favorite state?
Swissconsin!
Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Police.
Police who?
Police let us in; it’s cold out here.
What vegetable do you need to make a pancake for dogs?
A collie flour!
What kinds of animals can jump higher than a house?
All kinds, houses can’t jump!
What kind of a key can’t open a door?
A Donkey!
How do you make a tissue dance?
You put a boogie in it!
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