Why did everyone avoid the sea shell?
Because it was being shellfish!
Teacher:If you had one dollar and asked your dad for one dollar , how much money would you have ?
Student:One dollar.
Teacher:You don’t know your maths.
Student:You don’t know my dad!
What did the eyes say to the mouth?
Between us, something smells!
What’s the difference between a raccoon and a TV set?
A lot!
What do cows read in the morning?
The MOOSpaper!
What is the ninja’s favorite drink?
Kara- tea!
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