Where is the safest place in your house from a zombie?
The living room!
Clean, funny jokes submitted by children around the world.
From Seba, age 9, USA
Where is the safest place in your house from a zombie?
From Tabitha, age 10, New York, NY
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Yah.
Yah who?
From Luna, age 11, Salt Lake City
Why do ghosts like elevators?
From Monica, age 11, USA
What is a witch’s favorite subject?
From Belle, age 11, Utah
Why don’t anteaters ever get sick?
From Kaci, age 11, Defiance ,Ohio
What is brown and sticky
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