Why did the chocolate bar go to the dentist?
To get it’s carmel filling!
Which hand do you write with?
Neither; I’d rather write with a pencil.
What’s a knight’s favorite fish?
A sword fish!
What did the grape say when the elephant sat on it?
Nothing, it just let out a little wine!
How did the ghost know he was sick?
He was coffin!
What did the shoelace say to the other one?
That’s knot mine!
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