Why did the teacher have crossed eyes?
She had problems with her pupils!
Why did the chocolate bar go to the dentist?
To get it’s carmel filling!
Which hand do you write with?
Neither; I’d rather write with a pencil.
What’s a knight’s favorite fish?
A sword fish!
What did the grape say when the elephant sat on it?
Nothing, it just let out a little wine!
How did the ghost know he was sick?
He was coffin!
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