How do you fix a broken pumpkin?
With a pumpkin patch!
Why is there no such thing as a whole day?
Because it begins by breaking!
Why was the nose so sad?
It was getting picked on!
Why coudn’t the kid go see the pirate movie ?
‘Cause it was rated RRRR!
What has four eyes but can’t see?
Mississippi!
What did the clock say when the boy made it angry?
Don’t get me ticked off!
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