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From Alisha, age 13, Nepal

Which is the oldest animal in the world and why is it old?

Zebra, because it’s still black and white!
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Filed Under: Animal

From Matthew, age 9, California

Knock Knock
Who’s There?
Boomerang.
Boomerang who?

Boomer rang the doorbell, you should answer it.
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Filed Under: Knock Knock

From Beautifullove, age 10, England

What happened at the cannibal’s wedding party?

They toasted the bride and groom!
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Filed Under: People

From Evan, age 10, Sheffield, England

Why couldn’t the pirate fight?

Because he was aaaarrrrmless.
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Filed Under: Pirate

From Amber, age 12, Tampa, Florida

Why Did The Turtle Cross The Road?

To Get To The Shell Station!
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Filed Under: Turtle

From Squeak, age 11, Seattle, US

Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Cows go.
Cows go Who?

No they don’t, they go moo!
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Filed Under: Cow

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