Knock, knock!
Who is there?
Sherlock
Sherlock who?
Sure-lock the door or
someone might come in!!!!!!!!
someone might come in!!!!!!!!
What did baby corn say to mama corn?
Where’s popcorn?
Why did everyone avoid the sea shell?
Because it was being shellfish!
Teacher:If you had one dollar and asked your dad for one dollar , how much money would you have ?
Student:One dollar.
Teacher:You don’t know your maths.
Student:You don’t know my dad!
What did the eyes say to the mouth?
Between us, something smells!
What’s the difference between a raccoon and a TV set?
A lot!
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