What do you call a puppy who loves anchovies and garlic?
A dog whose bark is a thousand times worse than his bite!
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Coach- “Why didn’t you block the ball?”
Goalie- “I thought that’s what the nets were here for!”
What did General Patton do on Thanksgiving?
He gave tanks!
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
P.
P who?
Yes, it does smell bad!
What do you call the Moon when it goes crazy?
Luna-tic!
Which dog won the dog fight?
The Boxer!
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