Why did bunny cross the road?
To show his girlfriend he could hip hop!
What is the only kind of edible key?
A cookie!
Can you go to the new pirate movie?
No, it’s rated arrrrrrrr!
How many computers does a pirate have?
Two. An iPad and an eye patch.
What do you get when you join an elephant with a fish?
Swimming trunks!
Why did the cookie go to the doctor?
It was feeling crummy!
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