Why do sharks only swim in salt water?
Because pepper water makes them sneeze!
Why did the banana go to the doctor?
Because it wasn’t peeling well!
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Necklace
Necklace who?
Neckless people don’t get sore throats!
How do you make a skeleton laugh?
Tickle its funny bone.
Q: Why did the chef go to jail?
A: He was caught beating an egg!
Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Cash.
Cash who?
Do you have a cold?
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