What instrument does a skeleton not have?
Organs!
What did the 2 oceans do when they met?
They waved!
What do you do if you get swine flu?
Rub oink-ment all over and pig out!
Fred: I wake up every morning seeing spots.
George: Have you seen a doctor yet?
Fred: Nope. So far all I have seen is spots.
What did the turkey say to the hunter?
Look! It is a deer!
Why did the lettuce turn red?
Because he saw the salad dressing!
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