How do you upset Lady Gaga?
Pokerface!
WHAT DO KIDS DRIVE?
MINI vans!!!!
Why did the banana go to the hospital?
Because he wasn’t peeling well!
The gardener found a trumpet growing in his garden; what did he do?
ROOT-IT-TOOT!
What did the male pencil say to the lady pencil?
Give me your number?
Patient:Doctor my nose keeps running!
Doctor:Then put out a foot and trip it!
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