Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Who.
Who who?
Don’t hoot like an owl; you are a human!
Clean, funny jokes submitted by children around the world.
From Dani, age 10, Calgary, Alberta
Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Who.
Who who?
From Micah, age 14, Punta Gorda, Florda [USA]
Why did the math book go to the hospital?
From Kiarra, age 11, Philippines
What part of a tree scares the cat?
From Ayana , age 10, Baltimore
What do you get when you cross a crocodile and a chicken?
From JO$H, age 10, Toowoomba, Australia
What is smelly and has no sense of humour?
From Andy, age 12, Miami,Florida (USA)
A light tells the other…
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