A bear walked into a bar and said to the man, “Can I get a ……….. Drink please?” and the man said……,
Why the big paws?
A pony went to a doctor and said he had a hurt throat.
The doctor said he was a little hoarse!
Why did the dinosaur cross the road?
Because chickens were not invented yet!
What did the worm do in the corn field?
Take a crop!
Where were French fries first made?
Greece!
A toilet brush said “I think I have the dirtiest job in the world.”
The toliet paper said “oh sure sure.”
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