Why did one shirt chase the other?
They were playing TAG!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Luke.
Luke who?
Luke through the key hole and you’ll see!
Did I ever tell you the pizza joke?
It’s really cheesy!
Son: Hey Dad, I’m hungry.
Dad: Hey hungry, I’m Dad.
Son: Hey Dad, I’m serious!
Dad: I thought you were hungry
Son: Are you kidding?
Dad: No, I’m dad.
What’s a mouse’s favorite state?
Swissconsin!
Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Police.
Police who?
Police let us in; it’s cold out here.
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