What vegetable do you need to make a pancake for dogs?
A collie flour!
What kinds of animals can jump higher than a house?
All kinds, houses can’t jump!
What kind of a key can’t open a door?
A Donkey!
How do you make a tissue dance?
You put a boogie in it!
Where is the safest place in your house from a zombie?
The living room!
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Yah.
Yah who?
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