Why did the boy eat his homework?
Because his teacher told him it was a piece of cake!
What’s the capital of Washington ?
W
Knock, knock
Who’s there…
Honda…
Honda who?
Honda first day of Christmas my true love sent to me, a partridge in a pear tree!
Why don’t the animals at the zoo take tests?
Because there’s too many cheetahs.
What does a tree drink at parties?
Rootbeer!
If April showers bring may flowers what do May flowers bring?
pilgims!
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