What did the fast potato say to the slow potato?
Can’t you just ketchup?
What vegetable should you always keep in the trunk of your car?
Asparagus!
What do you call a fish with no eyes?
A fsh!!!!!!!!!!!
Where do dogs not like to shop?
The flea market!
What do French frogs eat at restaurants?
French flies!
Why was the nose sad after play auditions?
Because he did not get picked!
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