Jokes By Kids

From Scotland, age 12, NJ, USA

What does one wall say to another?

I’ll see you at the corner.

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From Azelia, 9 years old, U.S.A

What do you call two bananas?

A pair of slippers!

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From Bethany W., age 8 Akron, Ohio

What did one math book say to the other math book?

I’ve got more problems than you do.

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From Declan, age 11, London, England

What is the pirate’s girlfriend called?

Peggy!

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From Olivia, 8 years old, Florida

What is a snake’s favorite macaroni?

Snakaroni!

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From Abdulrahman or Aboud, 9 years old, from Jordan

Where do pencils come from?

Pencil-vania! (Pennsylvania)

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