Why do you divide Sin over Tan?
Just cos!
How do you make a snowman a blonde?
You hollow out the head!
What did the plate say to the other plate?
DINNER’S ON ME!
What do you call a sandwich made out of a pig’s nose?
A ham-booger!
What do you call a cow who just had her baby?
De-calfinated!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Bernadette.
Bernadette who?
Bernadette all my sweets!
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