Why did the tomato blush?
Because it saw the salad dressing!
There are two flies in the kitchen. Which fly is the cowboy fly?
The one “out on the range”.
What goes black white black white?
A spoilt television!
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Hatch.
Hatch who?
Don’t sneeze!
What gate can you not enter?
COLGATE!
Why was 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7,8,9!
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