Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Me.
Me who?
It’s me; how could you not remember me?
What does Santa eat and drink?
Ho ho ho hot milk and co co cookies!
What are prehistoric monsters called when they sleep?
A dinosnore!
How do you get Lady Gaga to wake up when she’s sleeping?
Poke her face!
Where do ants go surfing?
On the microwave!
Do you know how the Canadians came up with the name “Canada”? (Teacher Came Up with This) 😛
C eh? N eh? D eh?
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