What does a house wear?
Address!
If a plane was going to America and it crashed on the Canadian border, where would they bury the survivors?
Nowhere, because they don’t bury survivors, they only bury dead people 🙂
What is a vampire’s favorite kind of dog?
A bloodhound!
What’s green & fluffy?
A sea sick poodle.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Scott.
Scott who?
Scott nothing to do with you!
What did the shovel say to the pile of earth?
I dig you!
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