What goes around a cow but never moves?
A fence!
Where do cows go on vacation?
To Moo-York!
What subject did the witch get an A+ in ?
SPELL-ING!!!!
What’s the best sport for fish?
BASS-ketball!
Two atoms were walking on the street. One atom lost an electron. The second atom asks:
Are you sure you want to continue walking ?
Yes, I am positive.
Why did Tigger look in the toilet?
To find pooh!
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