Jokes By Kids

Clean, funny jokes submitted by children around the world.

  • Home
  • Submit a Joke
  • Joke Apps
  • Joke Books
  • Joke Newsletter
  • Art By Kids
  • About
  • What’s New?
You are here: Home ยป Page 929

From Devan, age 9, Newburyport, MA

Knock Knock
Who’s there
Woo
Woo who?

Don’t get too excited. It’s only a joke
Please wait...

Filed Under: Knock Knock

From Justine, age 10, Ormoc City, Philippines

Knock,knock!
Who’s there?
Barbie.
Barbie who?

Barbeque! ๐Ÿ˜€
Please wait...

Filed Under: Knock Knock

From Sharika, age 11, Austin,TX

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Red
Red who?
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Red
Red who?
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Red
Red who?
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Orange
Orange who?

O’range You glad I didn’t say red?
Please wait...

Filed Under: Knock Knock

From Nabia, age 13, Pakistan

Teacher asked ” Why are animals so hairy?”

The student says, “Because no barber lives in the jungle!”
Please wait...

Filed Under: Animal

From Sharika, age 11, Austin,TX

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Lettuce
Lettuce who?

LET US IN!
Please wait...

Filed Under: Food

From Tashi, age 16, South Africa

Why is the math book always sad?

Because it has too many problems!
Please wait...

Filed Under: Math

  • « Previous Page
  • 1
  • …
  • 927
  • 928
  • 929
  • 930
  • 931
  • …
  • 1459
  • Next Page »

Get Jokes by Email
Twice a Week

Privacy Pledge: Your information
will never be sold or shared.

Top Jokes

  1. +1411
    -69
    Yo Mama
    Rating: +1342. From 1480 votes.
  2. +751
    -27
    Pretty Polly!
    Rating: +724. From 778 votes.
  3. +628
    -12
    Eating Homework
    Rating: +616. From 640 votes.
  4. +618
    -7
    Names Matter
    Rating: +611. From 625 votes.
  5. +449
    -22
    Crazy Blonde
    Rating: +427. From 471 votes.
  6. +424
    -13
    Statue of Liberty
    Rating: +411. From 437 votes.

Let’s Keep in Touch!


Our Joke Books

volume 1 volume 2

Categories

  • 4th of July
  • Alphabet
  • Animal
  • Art By Kids
  • Baseball
  • Bird
  • Black and White
  • Blonde
  • Bug
  • Cat
  • Chicken
  • Christmas
  • Clothing
  • Computer
  • Cow
  • Cross the Road
  • Dance
  • Dinosaur
  • Doctor
  • Dog
  • Dolphin
  • Elephant
  • Flower and Garden
  • Food
  • For Parents
  • Frog
  • Geography
  • Ghost
  • Halloween
  • Hamster
  • Health and Body
  • Holiday
  • Home and House
  • Kids
  • Knock Knock
  • Library
  • Math
  • Miscellaneous
  • Money
  • Monkey
  • Music
  • New Years
  • Ocean and Beach
  • Penguin
  • People
  • Pig
  • Pirate
  • Policeman
  • Riddles
  • Rock
  • School
  • Science
  • Shark
  • Shoe
  • Snake
  • Space
  • Sports
  • Stamp
  • Tennis
  • Thanksgiving
  • Time
  • Transportation
  • Turtle
  • Uncategorized
  • Weather
  • What Did?
  • What's New?
  • Wolf
  • Work
  • Yo Mama
  • Zombie

About Us

9647 clean kids jokes, and growing every day! JokesByKids.com is published by me, Barbara J. Feldman: mom, wife, syndicated columnist, and founder of Surfnetkids.com.

Jokes By Kids is now also available as free app.

Comments and questions are welcome at ReplyToBarbara.com

Our Joke Books

volume 1 volume 2

Like Us on Facebook