Who can jump higher than a house?
Everyone; houses can’t jump!
Q: What do Penguins sing on a birthday?
A: Freeze a jolly good fellow!
My teacher told us that books are man’s best friend…
so my dog bit him!
What do we call a traffic jam of giraffes?
A giraffic jam!
A guy walks into a bar and demands to know ,”Who is the strongest guy in here?” The toughest guy looks at him and says with a growl, “I am the strongest around here!”
The other guy politely asks, “Can you help me push my car to the gas station?”
Knock Knock whos there? Interupting cow. Interupting c…..
Moooooooo!
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