Why was the sand wet?
Because the sea……weed!
Waiter:”Would you like your coffee black?”
Customer:”What other colors do you have?”
What goes black white black white?
A nun rolling down a hill!
Why did the turkey cross the road?
Because he wanted to get away from the farm who had him!
What did the fortune teller say to the cake?
You have a bad, but tasty future!
What did the banana say to the monkey?
Nothing; bananas don’t talk!
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