What’s the best sport for fish?
BASS-ketball!
Two atoms were walking on the street. One atom lost an electron. The second atom asks:
Are you sure you want to continue walking ?
Yes, I am positive.
Why did Tigger look in the toilet?
To find pooh!
What day of the week do chickens hate ?
FRY-DAY
What do sharks wear?
Bitey Tities!
Why are fish never good at tennis?
Because they don’t like going near the net.
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