If a fly had butter on it what would it be called?
A butterfly!
Why did the chicken cross the playground?
To get to the other slide!
Why do gorillas have big nostrils?
Because they have big fingers!
“Hey dad, what does 3 grapes plus five?”
“Son didn’t you learn it in school?”
“Yes but we used bananas instead.”
How does the Man in the Moon eat soup?
With a Big Dipper.
What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a rose?
A collie-flower!
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