What is a shark’s favourite food?
Fish and ships!
What do you call a deer with no eye?
No eye deer.
Why did the math book jump off the cliff?
It had too many problems!
What did the skeletons say before dinner?
Bone appetite!
Boy: Teacher, can I get in trouble for something i didn’t do?
Teacher: Of course not!
Boy: Good, because I didn’t do my homework!
Why did Nemo cross the ocean?
To get to the other tide!
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