Why did the banana go to the doctors?
Because he wasn’t peeling well!
What did the big chimney say to the little chimney?
“You’re too young to smoke!”
Why didn’t the skeleton cross the road?
Because he didn’t have the guts.
Why did the duck cross the road?
Because it wanted to get to the other pond!
Why were there only 18 letters left in the alphabet?
Because E.T. flew off in a U.F.O. and the C.I.A. chased after him!
Where does Santa Claus stay while on vacation?
In a ho-ho-ho-tel!
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